Emma: "I wanna listen to the pink poptart with the kitty."
Olivia: "With the rainbow!"
Ricky: "I told Emma to give me her bag and get ready for bed and she ran from me."
Me: "Emma, you need to listen to Daddy."
*Emma doesn't come back*
Me: "Do I need to tell Sifu that you're not listening to Mommy and Daddy?"
*Emma runs back and hands me her bag nicely then calmly walks back to her bedroom*
*After finding one of the 'golden eggs' at the Egg Hunt*
Emma: "I am an egg hunting genius!"
Me: "Look, Emma. It's the Tin Man."
Emma: "He's a can."
Emma: "Dad, let's have a talk."
Ricky: "Okay..."
Emma: "I need these eggs in this basket."
Emma: "When I was a boy, I'll dress up like that."
Ricky: "You're not ever going to be a boy. Unless years down the road that's something you decide to do. In which case that's all your decision..."
Me: "Ricky!"
Olivia requested to wear two different socks today. One lime green Buzz Lightyear and one white Princess Tiana. With pink sneakers. And a light blue shirt. Yep, she's my kid.
Emma has gotten into some make-up. Yes, it looks exactly as you're picturing it.
*watching Futurama*
Olivia: "When I am big I'm gonna wear that."
Me: "The blue dress?"
Olivia: "Yeah."
Me: "You wanna be a waitress?"
Olivia: "Yeah!"
Olivia: "I wanna make cupcakes."
Me: "Okay, after school we can make some cupcakes"
*from the kitchen*
Emma: "...and go to Disney World!"
*after getting herself a drink*
Me: "Emma! Get in here, put the lid on the juice, put the juice in the fridge, put the milk in the fridge and shut the door."
Emma: "Okay, as you wish..."
Me: "Thank you."
Emma: *under her breath* "...master."
*from the bedroom*
Olivia: "Emma, come help me!"
*Emma goes in there*
Emma: "Oh...my...gosh. What have you done??"
Olivia: "Don't punch my sister in the butt. I'll throw dirt on you and make you dirty!"
Me: "Olivia, do you need to go potty?"
Olivia: "No, I'm a Big Red Chicken!"
Me: "Big Red Chicken, do you need to go potty?"
Olivia: "No."
Apparently Emma wants to learn how to play Bridge.
Me: "So, what do you girlies want to get Brian for his birthday?"
Emma: "Jasmine."
*After coming in and seeing all The Nerdery stuff moved over to the Superhero room so we can take the carpet up*
Emma: "Oh no! Daddy's gonna be mad! We NEVER touch Daddy's toys. Now, move Daddy's toys back to his room."
Me:"We will, after we get the floor fixed like that other room."
Emma: "Oh, okay. We still need to move Daddy's toys back."
Emma: "I'm reading the Justice League magazine."
Me: "You mean, comic book."
Emma: "No, it's a magazine."
Olivia just wrote her name with her left hand. And it is just as legible as with her right.
*Listening to the girlies in the bathtub*
Olivia: "Ahhh!! An alligator!!"
Emma: "That's not an alligator, that's just my butt."
Ricky is reading the girlies books in spanish tonight. They are learning their spanish colors.
Abby-Cat slept in Emma's bed last night with her. We didn't realize he got locked in there. Emma was so happy.
Emma: "Daddy, I need an awesome fort. Can I have an awesome fort?"
Me: "Girlies, do you want pizza or hamburgers for lunch?"
Emma & Olivia: "Corndogs."
Ricky: "You girlies want ice cream or oranges?"
Emma and Olivia: "Oranges!"
*driving home from karate*
Emma: "I want to go to the doughnut store."
Me: "Not right now."
Emma: "But it's open!"
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