Tip of the Day: If you want to get sent home early, throw up in front of your boss. Ricky will be home shortly.
Things I Didn't Expect To Clean Today: Paint paw prints all over the floor.
Deidre: "I would divorce you if you did that to me."
Chris: "What? Stab you?"
29: The number of Easter baskets we own.
South Park made Ricky laugh so hard Mountain Dew came out his nose.
I just dated a photo based on a screenshot of a Steelers game that I have never seen. I don't know what that says about me.