Emma: "I wanna listen to the pink poptart with the kitty."
Olivia: "With the rainbow!"
Ricky: "I told Emma to give me her bag and get ready for bed and she ran from me."
Me: "Emma, you need to listen to Daddy."
*Emma doesn't come back*
Me: "Do I need to tell Sifu that you're not listening to Mommy and Daddy?"
*Emma runs back and hands me her bag nicely then calmly walks back to her bedroom*
*After finding one of the 'golden eggs' at the Egg Hunt*
Emma: "I am an egg hunting genius!"
Me: "Look, Emma. It's the Tin Man."
Emma: "He's a can."
Emma: "Dad, let's have a talk."
Emma: "I need these eggs in this basket."
Emma: "When I was a boy, I'll dress up like that."
Ricky: "You're not ever going to be a boy. Unless years down the road that's something you decide to do. In which case that's all your decision..."
Olivia requested to wear two different socks today. One lime green Buzz Lightyear and one white Princess Tiana. With pink sneakers. And a light blue shirt. Yep, she's my kid.
Emma has gotten into some make-up. Yes, it looks exactly as you're picturing it.
Olivia: "When I am big I'm gonna wear that."
Me: "The blue dress?"
Me: "You wanna be a waitress?"
Olivia: "I wanna make cupcakes."
Me: "Okay, after school we can make some cupcakes"
*from the kitchen*
Emma: "...and go to Disney World!"
*after getting herself a drink*
Me: "Emma! Get in here, put the lid on the juice, put the juice in the fridge, put the milk in the fridge and shut the door."
Emma: "Okay, as you wish..."
Me: "Thank you."
Emma: *under her breath* "...master."
*from the bedroom*
Olivia: "Emma, come help me!"
*Emma goes in there*
Emma: "Oh...my...gosh. What have you done??"
Olivia: "Don't punch my sister in the butt. I'll throw dirt on you and make you dirty!"
Me: "Olivia, do you need to go potty?"
Olivia: "No, I'm a Big Red Chicken!"
Me: "Big Red Chicken, do you need to go potty?"
Apparently Emma wants to learn how to play Bridge.
Me: "So, what do you girlies want to get Brian for his birthday?"
*After coming in and seeing all The Nerdery stuff moved over to the Superhero room so we can take the carpet up*
Emma: "Oh no! Daddy's gonna be mad! We NEVER touch Daddy's toys. Now, move Daddy's toys back to his room."
Me:"We will, after we get the floor fixed like that other room."
Emma: "Oh, okay. We still need to move Daddy's toys back."
Emma: "I'm reading the Justice League magazine."
Me: "You mean, comic book."
Emma: "No, it's a magazine."
Olivia just wrote her name with her left hand. And it is just as legible as with her right.
*Listening to the girlies in the bathtub*
Olivia: "Ahhh!! An alligator!!"
Emma: "That's not an alligator, that's just my butt."
Ricky is reading the girlies books in spanish tonight. They are learning their spanish colors.
Abby-Cat slept in Emma's bed last night with her. We didn't realize he got locked in there. Emma was so happy.
Emma: "Daddy, I need an awesome fort. Can I have an awesome fort?"
Me: "Girlies, do you want pizza or hamburgers for lunch?"
Emma & Olivia: "Corndogs."
Ricky: "You girlies want ice cream or oranges?"
Emma and Olivia: "Oranges!"
*driving home from karate*
Emma: "I want to go to the doughnut store."
Me: "Not right now."
Emma: "But it's open!"