Emma: "MOMMY I POOPED IN THE POTTY...COME LOOK!"
*talking to Emma about summer school and kindergarten next year*
Emma: *crying* "We can't split in half. We can't split in half at school! I need my sister!"
*playing in the bathtub*
Emma: "Missed me! Missed me! Now you gotta kiss me! SMELL MY BUTT!"
Emma: "Mommy, where's that part?"
Me: "What part?"
Emma: "That part I'm looking for."
Olivia: "Come with me to the snack room"
Me: "You mean the pantry?"
Emma: ""Mommy! You're FIRED!"
Olivia was just putting on a puppet show (complete with separate voice) with her Spongebob bowling pins.
Me: "Time to go brush your teeth."
Olivia: "No, it's raining."
*whining and arguing over their toothpaste*
Me: "Whiners don't get to use umbrellas!"
*the kiddos had a classmate bring in cupcakes with Justin Bieber rings on them*
Me: "Do you know who that is on your ring?"
Me: "No. That's Justin Bieber."
Olivia: "Justin Beaver?"
Emma: "Justice Beaver?"
*Emma runs through the hallway and accidentally drops her goldfish snacks*
Emma: "Olivia, pick those up."
Me: "Did Olivia make you drop them?"
Me: "Then you pick them up."
*heard from the girlies room*
Ricky: "You've got Big Mickey. You don't need mustard with Big Mickey."
*comes out to tattle*
Olivia: "Mom. Emma said 'Gagoose'."
Olivia: "But she's using baby words!"
Me: "Go brush your teeth."
*overheard part of the girlies whining conversation while they brush their teeth*
Olivia: "Nooo, Daddy's a good girl!"
Olivia: "I wanna make you a birthday cake."
Me: "But it's not my birthday."
Olivia: "It's going to be bbq-flavored ketchup!"
*talking about her bubble gum*
Emma: "I'm gonna get a big piece like Daddy. Daddy likes big ones."
Olivia has just informed us that because Ricky spit out the window, he is getting old, so she gets new parents.
Olivia: "Dad, you are John Stewart Green Lantern. Mom, you are the girl Batman. Emma, you are Larryboy and I am Sonic."
*playing "Castle Crashers*
Olivia: "Emma, take care of me!"